This ain't your cutesy sun hat

I did a quick search on Etsy for baby sun hats.  Almost all of them either had some sort of flower on them (in the fabric pattern or sewn on), and the ones that didn't were trying WAY too hard to be masculine (camo? really?).  And when I did a search for nerd baby sun hats absolutely nothing came up!  So I think I'll have a corner on the nerd baby sun hat market as soon as I actually start producing them.  Which will hopefully be this weekend.